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– Get up, shouted John’s mother. You’ll be late for school.
– But I don’t want to go, protested John. All the kids are horrible, the teachers are terrible, and it’s all extremely boring. I want to stay home.
– But, replied John’s mother, you are forty-three and the headmaster of the school.
Chemistry Teacher: Can you give me the formula for water?
Chemistry Teacher: Where did you get an idea like that?
Student: You told us the other day it was H to O.
Teacher: Who were the first human beings?
Pupil: Adam and Eve.
Teacher: And what nationality were they?
Pupil: Indian, of course.
Teacher: And how ho you know they were Indian?
Pupil: Easy. They had no roof over their heads, no clothes to wear, and only
one apple between them – and they called it Paradise.
Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn’t you?
Pupil: Not a bit.
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don’t have
to, my Mom is a good cook.
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad do it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no
cover on the girl.
TEACHER: Bobby, do you use bad words?
JAMES: No, sir.
TEACHER: Do you disobey your parents?
JAMES: No, sir.
TEACHER: Come now, you must do something wrong every once in a
JAMES: I tell lies.
TEACHER: Mrs. Smith, I asked you to come in to discuss Joe’s
MRS. SMITH: Why? What’s wrong with his appearance?
TEACHER: He hasn’t made one in this classroom since September
TEACHER: Mike, I’ve had to send you to the principal’s office every day
this week. What do you have to say for yourself?
MIKE: I’m glad it’s Friday!
BOY: Isn’t our principal stupid?
GIRL: Hey, do you know who I am?
BOY: No, why should I?
GIRL: I’m the principal’s daughter.
BOY: Do you know who I am?
BOY: Thank goodness!
Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
Because he couldn’t control his pupils!
TEACHER: Al, go to the map and find North America!
AL: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered North America?
CLASS (in unison): AL!
RAUL: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
TEACHER: No, of course not.
RAUL: Good, because I didn’t do my homework!
What’s the difference between teachers and trains?
Trains say “Choo Choo!” and teachers say “Spit that gum out!”
Mary came to school without her homework assignment.
“Where is your homework?” asked her teacher.
“I ate it,” said Mary.
“But why did you do such a thing?” asked her teacher.
“You told the class yesterday that it would be a piece of cake.”
“If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many
would you have?” the teacher asked the little boy.
“One dollar,” replied the boy.
“You don’t know your arithmetic,” said the teacher.
“No,” replied the boy. “You don’t know my father.”
Why do spiders do so well in computer class?
They love the Web.
TEACHER: If you reach into your left pocket and pull out 25 cents and
reach into your right pocket and pull out 40 cents, what would you have?
MATHEW: Someone else’s pants!
TEACHER: What does minimum mean?
STUDENT: A very small mother.
Two boys are arguing when the teacher enters the classroom. The teacher says, “What are you two arguing about?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten-dollar bill and decided whoever tells the biggest lie gets to keep it.”
“You two should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher. “When I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The boys looked at each other and handed the ten dollars to the teacher.
A teacher asks her class, “True or false? The Declaration of Independence
was written in Philadelphia.”
“False,” says a boy in the back. “It was written in ink.”
A teacher walks over to the desk of a student during an exam and says to him, “I hope I didn’t just see you looking over at your neighbor’s answers.”
The boy replies, “Yeah, I hope you didn’t see it either.”
A school teacher notices a student is getting much better with numbers than he was just a few weeks earlier. “Your counting has improved,” the teacher tells him after class.
“Thanks,” the boy says. “My dad will be glad to hear that. He’s been working on them with me every night and weekend.”
“Fantastic,” the teacher replies. “So here’s a quick quiz—what comes after nine?”
“Ten,” the boy replies enthusiastically.
“Right, and what comes after ten?” the teacher quizzes.
“The jack!” the boy answers.
A teacher asks her student where the English Channel is located. “I’m not sure,” the student answers, “we switched cable companies last month.”
A father goes into his son’s room to find him lying face-down on the bed. He asks him, “Hey buddy, how did your test go today?”
“I did just what George Washington did,” the son replies, his words muffled by the mattress.
“How so?” the father asks.
The son looks up and answers, “I went down in history.”
A father and mother send their son to a special tutor because he’s falling behind in school. After weeks of personal classes and hundreds of dollars, the parents ask the tutor for a progress report. “Good news,” the tutor tells them over the phone, “your son is getting straight As.”
“That’s outstanding!” says the father.
“I’ll say,” the tutor replies. “I think we’re finally ready to move on to the letter B.”
What’s the difference between a school teenager and E.T.? E.T. actually phoned home.
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